Case 1
One day i went to Riau Junction with my uncles for monthly food shopping.I live on my own back then,without my parents.So my uncles have to take care of me.It's already 8.30 pm and I utterly tired that day.So when I shopped,I was like half awake.But shopped like i live with 10 family member while actually i live alone is not the problem.I was unconciously dropped my iPod touch somewhere in Riau Junction's Supermarket.
Me : (with anxiety tone) mm mm paman tunggu bentar ana lupa iPod dimana,tadi ana pegang pegang,kayaknya jatoh deh
Paman : kebiasaan deh
Me : Iya duh tanya ke satpam dulu deh,ga bisa idup tanpa iPod nih hehe
Paman 2 : ah lebayyy
Me : bener ihh
Paman : Tuh iPodnya untung tadi paman liat,kalo orang lain yang ngambil gimana
Me : (Jingkrak jingkrak kesenengan) Makasiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiih
Gosh how exaggerated I was huh?Saying that I can't live without iPod is so wrong.Then no longer after that incident,well about 3 weeks later.................I really really really lost my iPod for real.I'm not lost it this time but I broke it cause I spilled my mineral water on it.
(After got out from iBox and dissapointed cause the mechanics said that it can't be fixed)
Paman 2 : (burst into laugh) HAHAHAHA makanya bilang gabisa idup gak pake iPod sih
Me : Shut up!
Paman 2 : tuh bisa idup kan
Case 2
It's may 2009 when my school held a culture tour.I'm one of the committee.I was so busy back then but my mom kept calling me.Well i guess she worried cause this culture tour takes 3 days and it's out of town.I'm so pissed so i say,"Jeez why she can't get a life or something.I wish my cellphone die or whetever so she's not keep calling me"
(2 days later)
.................My cellphone is truly die.It's broken.Cause my friend pranked me and throw me to the beach cause I'm the only who's not got wet that time.But it's not my friends' fault,I was so stupid to putted my cellphone in my short pants pocket.I should've put it in my bag,knowing that we were gonna playing in the beach and I'll get wet in the end.
So what do we learn from these cases?Yesss jangan lebayyyy(don't be hyperbole in english hehe).Cause your mouth is sharper than swords
Mom please buy me another iPod touch and give me back my cellphone.



















